October 27, 2014: Round 2 is on horror movies.

Champion: Just Like Thom’s Dumb Views.

Best team name: In dog “beers” we’ve had only one.

Team	Total (33)
Just like Thom’s Dumb Views	21 (tiebreaker)
Condoms & Ebola, we don’t fuck with ’em	20
This week’s theme round has been keeping me up…	18
Freddy vs. Tillis	18
Drankenstein	17
Romo wasn’t built in a day, but it fell apart in the second half.	15
Jeffrey Dahmer – House of Ribs	15
Who gave the Redskins a colt?	14
In dog “beers” we’ve had only one.	14
…I got nothin’….	12
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	11
Minimal Effort.	11
No polyps!	8

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October 20, 2014: Round 2 is on dinosaurs!

Champion: Writing a Haiku, in a world without fingers, would be difficult

Best team name: “Writing a Haiku, in a world without fingers, would be difficult”

Team	Total (34)
Writing a Haiku, in a world without fingers, would be difficult	22
CDC Music Factory	20
Thom Tillis Trolls	20
Favre’s dick pic will always stand, though	20
The Inanimate Carbon Rods	19
Vermouth the Bell Tolls	14
Knights who say Ekki-ekki-ekki-P’TANG. Zoom-bang, z’nourrwringmm	13
I just want a fu*king sandwich.	13
Swedish Goat hooligans: we’re on fire, baby!	12

October 13, 2014: Round 2 is on poisons.

Champion: You can make gay marriage legal, but you can’t make us pay teachers!

Best team name: You can make gay marriage legal, but you can’t make us pay teachers!

Best wrong answer: When asked to name the 7 original cast members of Saturday Night Live, they guessed John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd (correct), Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Jane Seymour (not correct, but good guesses if you realize they were thinking of Jane Curtin) and “Tolkien black guy” which is funny because (a) they accidentally spelled “Token black guy” as “Tolkien,” as in J.R.R. Tolkien.  And (b) his name is Garrett Morris.

Team	Total (34)
You can make gay marriage legal, but you can’t make us pay teachers!	25 (Tiebreak)
Herlin Hemmoragic Fever	24
Adam & Steve Holt	23
(breasts, cock & balls)	20
Eve Holt!	20
Sharktopus	19
Ebola killed my father & raped my mother	17
“And the winner by default.”	16
Pitcher….I don’t even know her.	15
Your gay marriage ruins the sanctity of my 3rd marriage	13
F Troop	12
We Came Late, but at least we came	1

October 6, 2014: Round 2 is on political slogans and campaign promises.

Champion: Ebola is a serious illness, you bastards have no souls.

Best team name: Ebola is a serious illness, you bastards have no souls.

Best wrong answer: When Pentecostal Christians engage in Glossolalia, they are not making altar boys wear lip gloss. (They are actually speaking in tongues.)

Team	Total (34)
Ebola is a serious illness, you bastards have no souls	29 (Tiebreak)
Ball Sacagawea	28
I could really go for Ebola ice cream right now	28
Thanks Liberia, for once I’m glad all my exes live in Texas	27
The inaminate carbon rods	27
Steve Holt!	24
Misisipi: 50th in Education, 1st in football	23
Everyone drunk enough to attempt a human pyramid: meet outside after trivia.	23
Working Title	23
Our drinking team has a trivia problem	22
Better late than pregnant	19
I’d vacation in Liberia if I lived in Texas too	17
I swear we’re smart, but it’s been a long day	13
We’re not ashamed of what we would do for a Klondike Bar	11
We came for the $1 pizza and stayed for the trivia	11
Nacho team name	8