October 27, 2014: Round 2 is on horror movies.

Champion: Just Like Thom’s Dumb Views.

Best team name: In dog “beers” we’ve had only one.

Team Total (33)
Just like Thom’s Dumb Views 21 (tiebreaker)
Condoms & Ebola, we don’t fuck with ’em 20
This week’s theme round has been keeping me up… 18
Freddy vs. Tillis 18
Drankenstein 17
Romo wasn’t built in a day, but it fell apart in the second half. 15
Jeffrey Dahmer – House of Ribs 15
Who gave the Redskins a colt? 14
In dog “beers” we’ve had only one. 14
…I got nothin’…. 12
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 11
Minimal Effort. 11
No polyps! 8

October 20, 2014: Round 2 is on dinosaurs!

Champion: Writing a Haiku, in a world without fingers, would be difficult

Best team name: “Writing a Haiku, in a world without fingers, would be difficult”

Team Total (34)
Writing a Haiku, in a world without fingers, would be difficult 22
CDC Music Factory 20
Thom Tillis Trolls 20
Favre’s dick pic will always stand, though 20
The Inanimate Carbon Rods 19
Vermouth the Bell Tolls 14
Knights who say Ekki-ekki-ekki-P’TANG. Zoom-bang, z’nourrwringmm 13
I just want a fu*king sandwich. 13
Swedish Goat hooligans: we’re on fire, baby! 12

October 13, 2014: Round 2 is on poisons.

Champion: You can make gay marriage legal, but you can’t make us pay teachers!

Best team name: You can make gay marriage legal, but you can’t make us pay teachers!

Best wrong answer: When asked to name the 7 original cast members of Saturday Night Live, they guessed John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd (correct), Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Jane Seymour (not correct, but good guesses if you realize they were thinking of Jane Curtin) and Tolkien black guy which is funny because (a) they accidentally spelled “Token black guy” as “Tolkien,” as in J.R.R. Tolkien.  And (b) his name is Garrett Morris.

Team Total (34)
You can make gay marriage legal, but you can’t make us pay teachers! 25 (Tiebreak)
Herlin Hemmoragic Fever 24
Adam & Steve Holt 23
(breasts, cock & balls) 20
Eve Holt! 20
Sharktopus 19
Ebola killed my father & raped my mother 17
“And the winner by default.” 16
Pitcher….I don’t even know her. 15
Your gay marriage ruins the sanctity of my 3rd marriage 13
F Troop 12
We Came Late, but at least we came 1

October 6, 2014: Round 2 is on political slogans and campaign promises.

Champion: Ebola is a serious illness, you bastards have no souls.

Best team name: Ebola is a serious illness, you bastards have no souls.

Best wrong answer: When Pentecostal Christians engage in Glossolalia, they are not making altar boys wear lip gloss. (They are actually speaking in tongues.)

Team Total (34)
Ebola is a serious illness, you bastards have no souls 29 (Tiebreak)
Ball Sacagawea 28
I could really go for Ebola ice cream right now 28
Thanks Liberia, for once I’m glad all my exes live in Texas 27
The inaminate carbon rods 27
Steve Holt! 24
Misisipi: 50th in Education, 1st in football 23
Everyone drunk enough to attempt a human pyramid: meet outside after trivia. 23
Working Title 23
Our drinking team has a trivia problem 22
Better late than pregnant 19
I’d vacation in Liberia if I lived in Texas too 17
I swear we’re smart, but it’s been a long day 13
We’re not ashamed of what we would do for a Klondike Bar 11
We came for the $1 pizza and stayed for the trivia 11
Nacho team name 8